understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

concerningfrodos:

THE MAGIC BEGINS - A Harry Potter Challenge » 9 - A character you feel the need to defend.

↳  Petunia Dursley

kirkbonesspock:

[THINKS ABOUT KIRK AND SPOCK]

(Source: lexiegrey)

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon crying over a stack of buttered pancakes.

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

(Source: gonorrheafeatdrake)