the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
[THINKS ABOUT KIRK AND SPOCK]
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
Imagine your icon crying over a stack of buttered pancakes.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw